shingekinokyojinheaven:

on the internet:

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in real life:

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(via orgasm)

haskull:

haskull:

fcottm:

haskull:

Reblog to Activate the Bees

how do I turn it off???????????????????????

Click the button below to Deactivate the Bees.
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(Disclaimer: The above button does not actually deactivate the bees and was placed here only for the emotional reassurance of any individual who may be afraid of bees. Once an individual has reblogged this post, the bees are activated and cannot be stopped.)

(via orgasm)

spaghettipeej:

spaghettipeej:

i think i accidentally ate some of my grandma’s ashes that were on her bed

MY GRANDMA SMOKES I MEANT CIGARETTE ASHES

(Source: verswayze, via sorry)

nosdrinker:

this is the teacher from the incredibles
whismical:

you stopped scrolling.

pruderanch:

200% sure that all of my friend have secret meetings where they just talk about how annoying I am

(Source: religiousmom, via date)

kaworu420:

i have three moods

  • 420
  • 69
  • 666

(Source: i-remade-fffffuckkkkkkkkk, via lohanthony)

partickstump:

i :) am :) so :) stressed :) about :) everything :) all :) the :) time :)

(Source: brenodnurie, via wastingchances)